| ACCOLADES |
AWARDED |
| Hall of Fame Inductee | 2017 |
| Andre Kristacovitchlalinksi Jr Best Team Name OTY Award | 2022 |
| Jim Waters Worst Team Name OTY Award | |
| Best Team Picture OTY Award | |
| Pogs Most Transactions OTY Award | |
| Chris Benoit Biggest Choke OTY Award | 2023 |
| Rocky Balboa Biggest Comeback OTY Award | 2015, 2018 |
| Benny The Jet Rodriguez PF Flyers High Score OTY Award | |
| Sherm at the Prom Low Score OTY Award | 2004 |
| Sally O'Malley 50 Regular Season Wins Award | 2010 |
| Will Spencer 75 Regular Season Wins Award | 2015 |
| Benjamin Franklin 100 Regular Season Wins Award | 2019 |
| Last Crusade 125 Regular Season Wins Chalice | 2023 |
| The Super Soaker 150 Regular Season Wins Award | |
| Class of 2001 Guidance Counselor Most Scored on Award | 2004, 2012 |
| Last Place Dumpster Fire Belt | 2020, 2021 |
| Blouses Division Champion | |
| Shirts Division Champion | 2009 |
| Jeff Larson Top Seed Award | 2007, 2009 |
| ACC Champion (Consolation Bracket) | |
| Survivor Series Champion | 2022 |
| State Farm Will Spencer Nickel Bowl Champion (5th Place) | 2010 |
| Sam Goody Dude Magazine Balls Bowl Champion (3rd Place) | 2017 |
| Final Four Appearances | 2007, 2009, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 |
| Finals Appearances | 2007, 2009, 2016, 2018, 2019 |
| Buffalo Bills League Runner-Up (2nd Place) | 2003, 2007, 2009 |
| DOL Champion | 2016, 2018, 2019 |
| All Time Record Holder | 2018 |
| Sanctioned Dynasty | 2016-2019 |